This headline and lede comes from the Missouri Baptist Convention's Pathway publication, not The Onion:
SHARIA LAW COMING TO MISSOURI?
by Allen Palmeri, associate editor
JEFFERSON CITY—Dozens of Muslim women in burqas came to the State Capitol on April 13 to extol the virtues of Sharia Law as they met with representatives and senators.
Rep. Anne Zerr, R-St. Charles, does not wear a burqa. Zerr is an American woman who dresses fashionably. In no uncertain terms, she told The Pathway that she likes her rights and freedoms just the way they are.