Black Helicopter Fly-Around: Schweich to Relaunch Auditor Campaign

Tom Schweich, who famously launched his campaign for Auditor from a Washington University locker room, is set to attempt a relaunch of his campaign with a two day fly-around

Schweich, shown here playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with himself to determine if he should run for US Senate or State Auditor, has yet to establish a candidate committee with the Missouri Ethics Commission.  He told reporters last week that he hadn't started raising money or contracting for campaign services.

And yet, this week he will be traveling by air between far flung cities.   

Perhaps the still serving United Nations official will be using a loaner Black Helicopter--- no doubt a popular ride within his own party.

Another key question is whether Peter Kinder will join Schweich in the jump-seat.  Last week, Kinder "introduced" Schweich to Missouri Republicans.  An endorsement this week would cripple Kinder's relationship with two other Auditor candidates, Cynthia Davis and Allen Icet,  In addition, Kinder's rebuff of two House member would likely end his use of deer-eyed House members as human props at his frequent "I'm Relevant Because I Say So" press conferences.