BREAKING: Doug Funderburk Sponsors Most Important Bill in Missouri History
Rep. Doug Funderburk (R-St. Peter's) continues to impress friends and foes alike with his devotion to tackling the issues facing Missouri's families. Today, for instance, he introduced HB424 to help us answer that eternal question, Just which religious holiday shall the State of Missouri favor in November and December, and what shall the government call those days of mystery?
Behold:
Be it enacted by the General Assembly of the state of Missouri, as follows:
Section A. Chapter 9, RSMo, is amended by adding thereto one new section, to be known as section 9.025, to read as follows:
9.025. The day after Thanksgiving Day until midnight December twenty-sixth of each year shall be known and is designated as the "Christmas Season" in Missouri.
My mind is blown. How is yours?
No word yet on what sorts of criminal penalties will be imposed on the jerks who leave their lights up after midnight of December 26th.
Thanks are also in order for Andrew Koenig (R-Winchester), Brent Lasater (R-Independence), Paul Wieland (R-Imperial), Eric Burlison, Bill Lant (R-Joplin) Ed Schieffer (D-Troy) and Rochelle Walton Gray (D-Black Jack) for co-sponsoring this crucial piece of legislation to balance the state budget, create jobs and improve the lives of everyday Missourians.
Well played, sirs.
