Caption Contests Were Invented for Photos Like This One

This is a pretty great photo from the Post-Dispatch, but their bland caption about how was standing next to whom (St. Louis Police Chief Daniel Isom, Harris-Stowe president Dr. Henry Givens  and the birther-curious Sen. Roy Blunt, in case you're wondering) is woefully inadequate. 

Have great caption ideas?  Leave 'em in the comments. 

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