Examination of the two personalities running the Missouri GOP

One likes to talk and sound real gruff
The other flees when things get tough
One can’t be found and the other won’t go away

One says the wife’s maintenance is high
The other one is a single guy
One complains and the other one just wants to play
 
One seems to have an extreme view
The other just says he agrees with you
Neither really care what you think or what you say
 
Joplin is the place from where one was sent
The other is SEMO’s embarrassment
West County is the place where he now likes to stay
 
I would like to see both come through
For the working people like me and you
They only care about us on election day
 
One is telling us how he’s in charge
The other one is living large
As long as tax-payer’s will continue to pay
 
One likes to throw his weight around
The other is hiding and can’t be found
Discussions of MDFB are under way
 
Well I’ve had fun making up my rhyme
Glad political speech is not a crime
For the continued blessings of Liberty I pray
 
Yes, I am glad that we are free
Living in this great democracy
I eagerly wait for the next election day!
 
 
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