Kinder: Ed Martin Is A "Great Man"

Peter "Every Dollar Counts" Kinder believes that supporters will "come out of the woodwork and respond to the candidacy of this great man [Ed Martin]" if and when Martin officially announces his candidacy for Congress against Russ Caranahan, who happens to be the brother of the woman Martin believes is "The Devil."

Kinder is no doubt endorsing Martin because of his strong track record of not wasting taxpayer dollars, not filing frivolous lawsuits, not trafficking in right-wing lies and all-around bang-up job as Chief of Staff for the Matt Blunt administration.