Missouri Can Still Say "Show Me Pizza" in Presidential Beauty Pageant

Absentee ballots are now available for Missouri's February 7th presidential primary election. But, there are three very important things you should know about the Show-Me-State's primary next year. 

1) Newt Gingrich will not be on the ballot

2) "Show Me the Pizza" Man Herman Cain will be on the ballot, along with Gary Johnson, although the latter is about to switch to the Libertarians and the former is no longer running for President

3) Oh yeah - the primary won't matter at all, so you can write-in the banana from "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!"  if you want, and it really wouldn't make much difference. 

Read cover at StL Today.