Peter Kinder the Less Than Part Time Lieutenant Governor is Difficult to Find
Submitted by Cowboy on May 6, 2009 - 1:03pm
His whereabouts a mystery
He is so hard to find
Slippery Peter seems to be
TWO of a kind
Is he speaking against crime
Or defending Nathan Cooper?
Does he support ethics reform
But think the status quo is super?
Is he at a cycle race?
Watching men in tights?
Or is he somewhere else asserting
Gays should have no rights?
Watching men in tights?
Or is he somewhere else asserting
Gays should have no rights?
What are his thoughts on stem cells?
Nobody seems to know
His stance on immigration
Seems to come and go
Nobody seems to know
His stance on immigration
Seems to come and go
He knows he is supposed to give
Senior citizens support
When it comes to health care funding
Seniors come up short
Senior citizens support
When it comes to health care funding
Seniors come up short
He sometimes speaks-up claiming
He likes the NRA
Other times he seems to mutter
“Guns owners go away"
He likes the NRA
Other times he seems to mutter
“Guns owners go away"
When talking to the KC Star
He expressed he did not know
What the Lieutenant Governor had
In his portfolio
He expressed he did not know
What the Lieutenant Governor had
In his portfolio
Although he's nowhere to be found
He claims no one could ever be
As dedicatd to the job
Of the LTG
He claims no one could ever be
As dedicatd to the job
Of the LTG
He also tries to make it seem
He’s finally seen the light
Says he’s a NEW Republican
While clinging to the loony right
He’s finally seen the light
Says he’s a NEW Republican
While clinging to the loony right
His political and moral center
Tends to ebb and flow
Then is Slippery Peter a moderate?
The answer is a solid NO
Tends to ebb and flow
Then is Slippery Peter a moderate?
The answer is a solid NO
A conservative in a rural town
A liberal in the city
He is who his donors say to be
To fill his campaign kitty
A liberal in the city
He is who his donors say to be
To fill his campaign kitty
Look at the Metro issue
Does he want to fund it?
He says yes and he says no
Oh! what a hypocrite
Does he want to fund it?
He says yes and he says no
Oh! what a hypocrite
"The MIAC report was bad"
That was Kinder’s Claim
When it was time to do some work
He was only placing blame
That was Kinder’s Claim
When it was time to do some work
He was only placing blame
His words say he’s for the veterans
Says they deserve support
His actions say another thing
He cuts our Heroes' funding short
Says they deserve support
His actions say another thing
He cuts our Heroes' funding short
So where is Slippery Peter?
Does he even know?
Is he anywhere at all?
Or is it all just show?
Does he even know?
Is he anywhere at all?
Or is it all just show?
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