Sanctimonious Conservatives Unite!

Roy Blunt is speaking today at the Family Research Council's Values Voter Summit in Washington, DC. There look to be some very interesting speakers and breakout sessions at the event. Michele Bachmann, Bill O'Reilly, Tony Perkins, Phyllis Schlafly, Carrie Prejean -- they'll be there. Attendees will also have the opportunity to expand their minds at some key breakout sessions (via TPM):

• "Speechless - Silencing The Christians"
• "Thugocracy - Fighting the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy"
• "Defunding Planned Parenthood"
• "Obamacare: Rationing Your Life Away"
• "Marriage: Why It's Worth Defending and How Redefining it Threatens Religious Liberty"
• "The New Masculinity"

Much of the Summit will be C-SPAN today, for individuals interested in learning about how righwing Republicans' values are superior to those of everyone else.

Just another day in your mainstream GOP.