Then I saw Republican Secretary of State nominee Shane Schoeller's. In case you hadn't heard, Rex Sinquefield is trying to buy Shane as his own personal Secretary of State.
I was reading Shane's lit, and noticed theat very bottom, it reads
...With your support I will put my experience and our shared conservative principles to work to defend our sacred institutions! I'm asking for your vote this August!
You'd think someone who is getting big time bankrolled by ol' Rex could afford some new lit.