As Christmas time approaches, it appears many in Congress may indeed receive that well-deserved lump of coal. Whether it’s protecting millionaires from having to pay taxes or cutting the unemployment lifeline for jobless workers, those like Rep. Todd Akin must truly be into the taking rather than the giving spirit of Christmas.
Unfortunately our dear friend Todd Akin has not given Missouri families an opportunity to sing this holiday season with his many questionable and regretful decisions this past year.
With no further delay, I present the “12 Days of Akin” holiday carol, sure to warm the hearts of the many without a payroll tax cut or at risk of losing their jobless benefits this year.
On the [First] Day of Christmas, Akin was a scrooge to me…
[1st] Raised taxes on working families
[2nd] Tried to force a government shutdown
[3rd] Said medicares unconstitutional
[4th] Called us God-hating liberals
[5th] Ran from five town hall meetings
[6th] Tried to privatize social security
[7th] Wants to eradicate the EPA
[8th] Voted to slash unemployment benefits
[9th] Called Obama a flaming socialist
[10th] Doesn’t believe in global warming
