Rep. Cynthia Davis, who believes that President Obama was born somewhere other than Hawaii, should first clean up the doubts about her own origins. She tells voters that she was born in Chicago, but there is a growing body of evidence that indicates she was actually hatched on Pluto.
Consider the similarities that Cynthia shares with her home planet. Pluto is known for its smallness. It's lack of weightiness prevents it from being considered a full-fledged planet. Pluto has a dense core completely covered by ice. This might explain Cynthia's frigid response toward poor children needing health care and nutrition. Furthermore, Pluto moves in an eccentric orbit, making it a constant puzzle to those trying to understand its origins and identify. What more need I say?
The parallels between Cynthia and Pluto are just too compelling to ignore. I am certain that her original birth certificate was falsified by aliens seeking to inject one of their kind onto Earth for the purpose of introducing a strange new species.
This extraterrestrial terrorism must be revealed. I have formed the Search of Cynthia’s Origins (SOCO) committee, calling for the investigation of Representative Davis’ true birth site. Please speak out and help save our planet before Plutonians gains a further foothold.