Congressman Kenny Isn't Like You and Me

Submitted by Howard Beale on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 9:29am.

Must be nice to be able to afford a $26,000 bull.  From the Sedalia Democrat:

Laine Martin, 16, of Curryville, admitted to being a little sad to see her her crossbred grand champion steer, Willie, sold. She purchased him in December when he was nine months old.

Willie weighed in for competition at more than 1,300 pounds, and sold for the record-breaking price of $26,500 to Rep. Kenny Hulshof, the Republican gubernatorial candidate.

The steaks from Hulshof's bull will no doubt pair nicely with a classic '86 California Cabernet from his 1,000 bottle wine collection.­


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That Bull Ain't for Eatin' Howard

Submitted by Goat Daddy on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 8:31pm.
Your city boy is showing Howard. That there bull is for fornicatin' not eatin'. Or maybe they're going to bury it on the farm and wait until it becomes a bucket of oil. That'll show them Arabs we mean business.

You never can tell which way the great minds are going. And Kenny may have something up his sleeve.

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I have to take issue, Goat Daddy

Submitted by Howard Beale on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 8:39pm.
For all his faults, Congressman Kenny does not, so far as you know, fornicate with livestock.  Any suggestion otherwise is improper.
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Howard!

Submitted by Goat Daddy on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 9:05pm.
Howard, I'm as shocked as a hefer goin' to the cow pie in the sky. Although he spends a lot of time on the farm making commercials I didn't think he tampered with the live stock.
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Name One!

Submitted by Jefferson Thomas on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 12:17pm.

I heard he wasn't really bidding on the steer, but got into an argument with a student reporter from the FFA news.

His shouts of "name one" were mistaken by the auctioneer as bids.


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