Major New Political Force On The Missouri Scene

In a dramatic shake up of the political landscape in Missouri, Fired Up has learned that a new bipartisan mega political consulting firm will be announced later today. 

GOP operatives Jeff Roe and John Hancock will be joining forces with Democratic superstars Joyce Aboussie and Richard Martin to form a single powerhouse firm to provide consulting services to both campaigns and corporate clients.

The firm will charge a hefty fee for consultation, or for twice the fee, they'll agree not to work for your opponent. 

John Hancock, who will serve as the mouthpiece for the new firm tells us, that in a concession to the Democrats in the new firm, even if the deal runs into anti-trust problems, the firm will not employ John Ashcroft to try to help them resolve their problems. 

For more info on the new firm, click here.

Why would anyone use them?

Maybe corporate clients, but why would any political campaign use these folks? Would they take on clients of opposing campaigns? I can already see the lack of confidentiality happening at the copy machine, the file cabinet, etc.

My Dear Suzy

My dear, you obviously didn't read the click on at the bottom of the post.  Please be sure you do that ASAP.  It will add to the meaning of your day.

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