Bush Changes view on Gay Marriage after meeting with "princess" Abdullah of Saudi Arabia

President George W. Bush today announced he has changed his position on gay marriage after a lengthy stay with Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia.

"I never realized how much Abdullah had to offer," said Bush.  "He's a man of vast reserves, with a rich heritage.  I didn't mean to fall in love with him, but the more I learned about his bank accounts the more I realized that nothing could keep us apart."