ROUND V is OVER

Four remain. Two will survive. Polls will be open for these two contests until 6p today.

Jolie Justus v. Eli Yokley

We're hearing that if Yokely wins this round, he'll score an unpaid internship in Justus's office. If Justus and her vote-bots win, she'll be dancing on the ceiling with Johnny 5. (Who's Johnny, you say?)

Jason Rosenbaum v. Jack Cardetti

These two know how to smack down their opponents but they've never squared off face-to-face. In terms of messaging and ads: Look for Rosenbaum to highlight his fashionable eyewear to the voters, while Cardetti will offer voters bribes of wine from St. James. We'll have them compete at John Combest Bingo in the case of a tie.

 

 

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