An in-depth official Fired Up! Missouri investigation has revealed that Lt. Governor Peter Kinder doesn't conduct many investigations in his capacity as Missouri's official senior advocate. You're blown away by this, I'm sure.
For our investigation, we submitted a Sunshine Law request asking for evidence that his office conducted investigations on behalf of any Missouri seniors not named John Q. Hammons. The results of said inquiry are summarized as follows:
It is possible that relevant documents regarding investigations for non-wealthy GOP donors were not provided in response to our Sunshine Law request. Should additional documents be provided after the Lt. Governor's office learns how to use their computers, this chart will be updated with all of the haste and deliberation demonstrated here.