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Governor, Please Reconsider

Submitted by Roy Temple on October 15, 2006 - 11:00am

Governor, sources tell Fired Up that your administration made a rash personnel decision late Friday.

I know that you might be a little reluctant to wade into personnel matters after the way your handling of the Fred Ferrell and Mike Cummins situations turned out, but you just can't ingnore this one.  You really need to get your hands dirty again.

Please reconsider the decision that was made on Friday.  Stand up to Ed and tell him that this one is just too important to be made in a moment of irritation over a bad story.

If you let this decision stand, we will have to totally revamp our communications efforts, and that would be very inconvenient to us.

So please Governor, choose loyalty over competence, as you have so many times before.

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Spazdissed

Submitted by J. Carter on October 17, 2006 - 1:29am.

Dude didn't even rate the top paragraph in the Gov's press release today.  Rumor is it was not a pretty break up.

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Spaz will do great...

Submitted by Roy Temple on October 17, 2006 - 8:25am.

Spaz will do great at the Deputy Director of Economic Development for Communications, Community Development and Keeping His Mouth Shut.  In fact, he'll probably be the best one there's ever been.  Oh wait. 

That's right, the position was specifically created to provide a soft landing for Spence.  So he'll be the only one there's ever been.  How very clever.

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Spazdangled

Submitted by Ignited on October 17, 2006 - 12:12am.

Dear Spaz,

We'll miss you more than Governor Blunt.

Sleep well,

Ignited

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