I've Got Keys That Jingle Jangle Jingle

I've Got Keys That Jingle Jangle Jingle

by Jean Carnahan

           I’ve just returned from a swing around Wisconsin for Obama and am now headed for the convention in Denver.  I must remember to take my key chain—the one that jingles the loudest.  Normally, I would leave behind such unnecessary purse clutter, but keys are needed this week in the cause of truth, justice and the American Way. 

Unless you spent the last week under a rock, you know that John McMansion is uncertain of the number of homes he owns.  I’m not sure if this indicates a short-term memory disorder, inability to cipher in double digits, or a casual disregard for where he hangs his hat. 

In any event, count on Democrats to find creative ways of hanging his splendid collection of house keys around his neck like a political albatross.  Look for displays of key rattling during the convention as Democrats remind voters that McCain is out of touch with working men and women, too many of whom are having a hard time holding on to one house.  

The McCain Domicile Dilemma comes just days after the Senator’s flippant remark that the rich are those who make over $5 million dollars a years.  Such observations might lead voters to believe that McCain has no understanding of the average working stiff.  But, as the old Indian saying goes, who are we to judge until we have walked a day in his $500 moccasins.