Call Waiting: Will Hushof Announce Steelman Endorsement by Text Message?

As America waits for the text message from Barack Obama announcing his vice-presidential choice, GOP circles are buzzing about Kenny Hulshof's big announcement. 

According to straight faced GOP sources, Kenny Hulshof will use text messaging to announce a real jobs plan an earmark for a Bridge to Nowhere an endorsement of his candidacy by Sarah Steelman. 

I'm guessing Kenny is out of cell range.