"My Bicycle Race"

Peter Kinder announced today a re-branding of his french-style bike race, the Tour of Missouri.

A red-faced Kinder decreed that, from this day forward, the race shall be knows as, and may be cited as, "My Bicycle Race."

The re-branding raises troubling new questions about why Kinder has not recused himself from voting on his own requests for taxpayer bailouts of "My Bicycle Race" before the Kinder chaired Missouri Development Finance Board.