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Silence Dogood
July 1
What a slipshod affair it’s been between “Sparky” Sanford and his Argentine “soul mate.” This week the plot thickened in a chintzy Appalachian soap opera.
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H.V. Morton
June 29
Lt. Gov. Kinder feels as spurned as one of Mark Sanford’s Latin lovers. Apparently, Peter wants a nighty-night call from Jay to let him know he’s appreciated.
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Hattie Kanengeiser
June 28
The circus is coming to town! On Wednesday, July 1, Orly Taitz will bring her birther dog and pony show to St. Louis and Jefferson City.
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Jean Carnahan
June 25
Washington loves nothing better than a juicy scandal. But this is not the first time a congressman was swept off his feet by a Latin lover.

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Sun Bowl Feud Continues

The ongoing feud between bloggers over the bet between Governors Ted Kulongoski and Matt Blunt over the outcome of the Sun Bowl continued to spiral out of control after a blog-posting by the Columbia Daily Tribune inspired yet another round of attacks from the "Loaded Orygun."

Though by the end of their latest rant, Loaded Orygun was showing signs that they might ultimately "cut and run" in their support of the "Beavers."

Being the Christmas season and all, perhaps its time to trot out my generous spirit. I hereby offer to buy Jason Rosenbaum a non-Zima-Oregon-based beverage on his next trip to the Portland metro
area. Its time this boy grew up.

I'm extending the same invitation to Roy Temple at Fired Up Missouri, whose faux outraged is only eclipsed by our own faux outrage.

Heck, for Roy I'll even throw in some real Oregon seafood and some of my homemade Oregon blackberry jam.

However, should those bloggers ever find themselves in Mid-Missouri, maybe I'll take advantage of Governor Blunt's new policy of renting out the mansion and treat them to a feast of Missouri products over at his house.

P.S. By the time the Tigers get done with the Beavers, the river of tears that Oregon fans will be crying will make the Columbia River look like a puddle.